Bag = Secured

When a woman gets pregnant with a man with a lot of money, her finances are secured because the man is now obligated to give his money to her and for the child. This is usually said when the man is wealthy and the girl is not, and she gets pregnant soon into the relationship (assumed to be on purpose) for the reasons stated above.

Random Person: "Yo John! You see Becky got pregnant with that rich dude Jarod? Damn man! They have only seen each other for 2 months!"
John: "Bag, Secured" or "Bad equals Secured" or (by text) "Bag = Secured"

by Babycakes Lovin May 21, 2018

Chach-bag

A scrotum with balls in it.

Who the hell invited fuckin' jason? That kid is such a chach-bag!

by Savage Suggs October 16, 2008

Milf-Bagging

When your car is parked in the Tim Horton's parking lot and a milf walks by and rubs her purse on the car.

Some guy: I just got milf-bagged!

Other guy: Haha milf-bagging

by Johnny Freestuff June 9, 2010

daddy bag

the bag of a dad they use to carry important materials

my daddy held his daddy bag in his hand. it was wet and sweaty

by harrielarryparry July 15, 2010

Douche Bag

Refers to a person who wears the combination of Hunting Camo, has Chin Strap facial hair, and Drives a Pickup.

Did you see that arrogant hick wearing hunting camo...and he's not hunting. What a Douche Bag.

by River Rat Hater May 30, 2008

Plastic Bag

When skinny person often by a russian floats in the wind when it is breezy in the motion of a plastic bag floating through the wind.

Mole: Hey look at that russian boy floating through the wind

Skelly: yeah he is such a plastic bag.

by Chatterchatter123 August 6, 2011

bag of nickles

An ugly girl. Slang derived by the idea that the girl got ugly because she was beat in the face with a bag of nickles.

"Damn she's fugly! What a bag of nickles!"

by The K Man December 28, 2005