dumb as shit

a compound adj. to describe a noun

My teacher is dumb as shit.
My computer is dumb as shit.
This movie is dumb as shit.

by Drunk monkey October 12, 2003

Nut shit

Saying something gay

You on some nut shit mo

by I'm me21 February 11, 2017

Paper Shits

The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.

"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"

by Syndo September 24, 2009

Shit Weeds

The weeds that result from the planting of shit seeds.

Person #1: I've said it before and I'll say it again, when you plant shit seeds you get

Person #2: Shit weeds?

Person #1: Shit weeds, right Randy.

by Mr. Leahy January 27, 2010

ooh shit

said by people when something amazing happens. Or when someone is going to start a fight.

"oi, someone jus raised my ting" "ooh shit"

by Tom to the hizzle April 14, 2004

I'd Shit That

An expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to poop in. See I'd Hit That

John: How is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
Bill: Not bad, actually, I'd shit that.

by The Puñeta December 2, 2010

this shit sucks

Everything that unfolds during the workday and about 75% of events outside of the same workday.

I burnt myself on an exhaust pipe and my wife bitched me out for leaving a napkin on the coffee table. This shit sucks.

by Wrldgoesround July 10, 2016