Shit Weeds

The weeds that result from the planting of shit seeds.

Person #1: I've said it before and I'll say it again, when you plant shit seeds you get

Person #2: Shit weeds?

Person #1: Shit weeds, right Randy.

by Mr. Leahy January 27, 2010

Paper Shits

The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.

"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"

by Syndo September 24, 2009

ooh shit

said by people when something amazing happens. Or when someone is going to start a fight.

"oi, someone jus raised my ting" "ooh shit"

by Tom to the hizzle April 14, 2004

shit flick

A film that is COMPLETE and TOTAL SHIT due to reasons that include, but are not limited to:

- a terrible script
- horrible acting
- foolish directors
- portraying a waste of talent
- promoting idiocy and ignorance

A: My DVD collection's sick!
B: What're you talking about?
A: I got like, 500 movies, man!
B: Yeah... 500 shit flicks.

DANG!

by haxico July 28, 2011

Shit nuggets

when a mans hair becomes so long that it contains peices of genuine peices of faeces congragated on said hair during toilet time.

mouse - "that dudes hair is soooo long hes rocking the shit nuggets"

murderface - "niiiiiiiice"

by William Britton March 6, 2008

this shit sucks

Everything that unfolds during the workday and about 75% of events outside of the same workday.

I burnt myself on an exhaust pipe and my wife bitched me out for leaving a napkin on the coffee table. This shit sucks.

by Wrldgoesround July 10, 2016

I'd Shit That

An expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to poop in. See I'd Hit That

John: How is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
Bill: Not bad, actually, I'd shit that.

by The Puñeta December 2, 2010