Shit Weeds

The weeds that result from the planting of shit seeds.

Person #1: I've said it before and I'll say it again, when you plant shit seeds you get

Person #2: Shit weeds?

Person #1: Shit weeds, right Randy.

by Mr. Leahy January 27, 2010

I'd Shit That

An expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to poop in. See I'd Hit That

John: How is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
Bill: Not bad, actually, I'd shit that.

by The Puñeta December 2, 2010

shit dot

adjective: (1) to engage in a shenanigan involving at least two offenders and one victim (at a time) where one of the former two restrain the latter and the remaining one squats over the victim, applying his (or her) buttcheeks firmly against the victim's forehead and proceeds to squeeze out a minute portion of a turd so that the victim is left with a small brown (color may vary) mark on the forehead thus having administered the shit dot. (2) a vulgar act of flitatious terrorism.

They were left with no alternative than to shit dot him right there in the kitchen.

by James Gibbons October 9, 2006

Shit nuggets

when a mans hair becomes so long that it contains peices of genuine peices of faeces congragated on said hair during toilet time.

mouse - "that dudes hair is soooo long hes rocking the shit nuggets"

murderface - "niiiiiiiice"

by William Britton March 6, 2008

Midnight Shit

The act of shutting off the lights in a bathroom while someone is in the act of shitting in a stall. Usually performed at public restrooms. The poor person will have trouble wiping him/herself.

Hey everyone, Jim is in the bathroom taking a midnight shit. Man that sucks to be him.

by Brett Rauchwerger January 13, 2008

shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

by eeyun June 16, 2008

shit myself

"Shit myself" is when you do bad at something such as a game of Cock of Duty or a game of HALER 45. You just know you fucking suck and can't help but say it.

Boy 1: YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK! *Kills other person*
Boy 2: Awwwh, I just shit myself.

by PoopyHead April 6, 2015