National fuck your bsf day

On March 17 u MUST fuck ur bsf of the opposite gender, this can lead u to fuck daily after that day

hi bsf it’s national fuck ur bsf day u wanna fuck?
hell yeah I wanna fuck lets go

*have sex and continue to have sex after that day*
National fuck your bsf day

by yeezius March 13, 2021

national cuddle your Bf day

On October 5th it’s national cuddle your boyfriend day, cuddle your bf anytime of the day ,he doesn’t have a choice.

Girl: hey guess what
Boy: what?
Girl: it’s national cuddle your bf day!

by comely October 5, 2021

National ignore your mom day

You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you

Hey mom it is national ignore your mom day so I'm ignoring you

by Buxxly_Butterfly November 6, 2020

National Beat Up Matthew Day

National Beat Up Matthew Day is on April 20th and is designed to have a day to beat up your local Matthew (for whatever reason that may be)

Oh it's National Beat Up Matthew Day, I can finally beat up Matthew!

by silly goofy man August 30, 2022

National Send Titty Pic Day

May 17th, the day to send a nude titty pic to your gf/bf

"Do you know what day it is"
"It's National Send Titty Pic Day, Already sending a picture"

by pepe 🐸 May 16, 2021

National tik tok crush day

Today is national crush day. Ask ur crush out while making a tik tok

Yay it national tik tok crush day

Time to grab my crush and make a tik tok

"Why am i so OBSESSED with u, can u pls be MINE"

Crush: walks away

by Justalonelyhoe October 22, 2019

November 9th National N word day

A day where everyone no matter the color of your skin can say the n word... Only with light a of course you nigge-

-noun OFFENSIVE respelling of nigger (typically representing urban African American speech).

Brian(white guy)- Yo what's up my nigga.

Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Jr - Woah you can't say that

Alex- Yeah he can its November 9th National N word day. Bitch ass nigga

by notblackbutnotracist November 3, 2021