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turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012
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lethal kiss

When a man injects poison into his penis before a female gives him a blow job resulting in her being poisoned when he ejaculates
I caught her cheating man I don't know what I'm going to do

Could always give her a lethal kiss,and get one last BJ
by Sunny Anders March 26, 2024
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Devils Kiss

When someone takes a dump and doesn’t wipe, later sitting on someone’s forehead leaving a poo stain.
Your friend wants to give you a devils kiss therefore, she takes a dump and doesn’t wipe her ass. She sits on her friends face leaving a poo stain of her butthole.
by Greg Pale Ale December 30, 2024
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full circle kiss

when you're kissing during sex and your assholes accidentally touch. full circle because your lips are connected to your assholes by the intestines.
oh, fuck we just full circle kissed. was that alright?
by breadboxurinal July 25, 2016
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Chocolate Kisses

I love to pack those chocolate kisses deep in my girl
by RoninSepuku September 4, 2023
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Eskimo kiss

The act of rubbing your nose on a penis that is so small like a belly button , like eskimos
Hey Gary, pull down your pants so I can give you an Eskimo kiss
by live2color April 10, 2022
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National kiss day

October 16 is national kiss day. You can only kiss one person and ONLY one person that you love the most. Have fun kissing
I got kisses today (National kiss day)
by Uareallasses October 15, 2019
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