Friendly Fire

When a child hits another child.

Bro, wasn't child abuse, it was friendly fire.

by PointingatmyBALLZ December 19, 2022

Fire Camel

The act of covering your genitalia with hot sauce, then receiving fellatio from another party.

Girl 1: "Yeah, Johnny made me do the Fire Camel last night."
Girl 2: "Oh my god! That's terrible!
Girl 1 : "Well, at least it tasted better than Taco Bell."

by flamingcamel January 12, 2012

fire volcano

A Ginger’s way of cuming.

He was with Grace last night. I’m sure he had a fire volcano, since he’s a ginger.

by Ray Ray Reneeee November 6, 2017

set the fire on fire

said to a person who is doing more harm than good but because you're already in such a horrifying situation, which you think couldn't get worse, that it doesn't matter as this person's efforts are pointless and wouldn't make any difference.

A: I can't believe that you two broke up.

B: he learned what have I been doing... Jes is going to tell him that I cheated on him with john. She's just setting the fire on fire I've told so many lies , another one won't hurt

(imagine two criminals that are stuck in a room and if they can't manage to get out they'll die. there's only a desk and an old phone in this room and the police is already after them)
A: what are doing?!
B:I'm calling the police
A:what?! whatever, set the fire on fire we're going to die anyway/ we're gonna get arrested anyway

by ohnoohnoohnonononono January 21, 2021

Fire In The Hole

When a man and woman are fucking in doggy position, the man reaches over and grabs a candle, shoves the lit candle in the woman’s ass, and yells FIRE IN THE HOLE.

“yo what’d you do last night” “ it got wild, finally pulled off a fire in the hole”

by FreakyPyro June 15, 2022

Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.

Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.

by Sparkie3 August 30, 2018

fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.

Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .

by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017