good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet

Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!

by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan May 23, 2018

Temple of the Sun God Sacrifice

When 7-9 East African monkeys circle around you whilst you are chained to a log spinning over a bonfire, as they all do best mates from fortnite and slap your face with their balls one by one.

Guy #1: hey man, how was your night last night?

Guy #2: I got brutally temple of the sun god sacrificed unfortunately.

by Jit Lord April 21, 2022

good morning and god bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.

I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.

by Josetiz98 May 23, 2018

oh my god gravity

what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head

*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".

by xXpsychic.moonXx October 1, 2019

i am a rap god

Hello this is eminem. I will show you a rap song. ah summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming im a human what i gotta do to get it throuh to you im superhuman inovated and made of rubber so whatever you say is riccocheting of o me and i sticking it to you like glue Im never stateing demonstrating haters are forever waiting to say i fell of theyed be celebrating i know how to get them motivated i make elavating music

you are not a rap god i am a rap god

by eminem og July 26, 2023

Super god man that’s super

It’s a super God man that has super powers pretty crazy 😱

guy 1: “hey have you heard about the super God man that’s super”

guy 2: “oh I love the super god man that’s super (:”
guy 1: “yeah”

by really hehshhs May 5, 2023

Oh my god Gravel

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.

Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!

by JeepPickup October 30, 2021