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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
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Daniel

Daniel is a very tall friend who sticks by your side no matter what. Everybody, from kids, to people your own age, to grandparents love him. He himself is a total kid at heart and will have you rolling on the ground laughing with his antics. He's the leader of his friend group and throws parties like no other. While at first glance he's just the "best friend" kind of guy, the truth is he's amazingly romantic and just waiting for his princess. His strong build and gorgeous eyes added to his amazing personality make him the perfect catch. If you ever meet him - you'll know. And if you're the lucky girl he chooses- don't be stupid because he will love you like you've never been loved before. He won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met him, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing him is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jess: "Have you met Daniel?"
Meag: "No, why?"
Jess: *smiles* "Come on, I'll introduce you."

Greg: "Have you been to one of Daniel's parties before?"
Mark: "No, Why"
Greg: "You're missing out, There's one tonight come to it!"
by Danlur Grit December 23, 2020
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Daniel

Daniel, the gamer guy who's proudly gay and calls himself a "gamer girl." He rocks in video games but struggles to find love. Despite being great at gaming, Daniel's love life is like a game that always freezes—lots of disappointments. His story is full of gaming wins but also real-life dating fails, where he's awesome with controllers but not so lucky with hearts.
Daniel is stupid and gay.
by user34999999 April 25, 2024
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damn daniel

A phrase you use to describe Daniel's white vans.
Damn daniel coming in with those white vans once again
by Damndanieladdict September 6, 2016
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damn daniel

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Daniel

your daniel
by qaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 13, 2021
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damn daniel

When you see a person named Daniel and say "Damn Daniel! " referring to his footwear.
Damn Daniel, back at again with the white Vans.
by Cyph18 September 4, 2016
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