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Rice Cake

A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.
by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020
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Crust cake

The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.

A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.
That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.
by truoodle November 12, 2020
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needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.
I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.
by Coolzville October 13, 2020
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Patty cake

When you put your hands in the freezer and then proceeded to slap someones balls to the patty cake song with your cold hands.
Oh looks ! She’s is playing patty cake with her boyfriend.
by PuncakeQueen October 19, 2020
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Rum Cake

Cake with rum in it. Drunk rock crusher in Manassas poured rum in wifes cake batter.
I really want to get hammered. Got any rum cake?
by Burtchiggins November 25, 2020
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Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female
by Super motet November 28, 2020
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Patty Cake

When she gets shit face wasted and pisses herself while playing patty cake on the porch.
Patty cake patty cake bakers man
by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020
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