Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

special bear

A fucking Autist that causes chaos wherever they go.

Wow Cody is such a special bear look at how he walks.

by BigDaddyMeatball February 5, 2018

Claire Bear

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.

This is to my Best Friend. Ilysm Claire Bear, Happy 5 year anniversary Bestie! xx

by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020

lozza bear

Idk but i Saw Harvey said lozza bear 4 loren lol

Idk, lozza bear .. idk lmao

by Melanie lol February 8, 2018

bear

You meant to type "beer" but ended up typing "bear" instead

Todd: "Could you hand me a bear?"

Mike: "Sure thing!"

Bear: *GROWL*

Todd: "WHAT THE FUCK"

by EvilShaggy April 14, 2022

Combat Bear

A bear who doesn't take shit from anybody. is know to chew staples and spit out nails, usually seen partying with a good amount of woman, no matter his actions is seen as cute. Is the brother of MISERY BEAR. Despite his tough bear image is known to be very sweet and down to earth, will do anything for friends and family, loves his son and God

Girl#1: Oh my God! Combat bear threw a drink on me and went back to danceing while his mates laughed at me!

Girl# 2: don't be so quick to judge he is getting napkins to clean you up and is ordering you another drink

Girl#1 Thanks Combat Bear!

by CBJR August 30, 2012

Rizzly Bear

A legendary person by the name of Jacob Morgan that has an unprecedented amount of Rizz. Used only to refer to this person.

Jacob Morgan is such a Rizzly bear, I want him to put a baby in me.

by The Rizz King III January 3, 2023