When your car is parked in the Tim Horton's parking lot and a milf walks by and rubs her purse on the car.
by Johnny Freestuff June 9, 2010
Get the Milf-Baggingmug. When a woman gets pregnant with a man with a lot of money, her finances are secured because the man is now obligated to give his money to her and for the child. This is usually said when the man is wealthy and the girl is not, and she gets pregnant soon into the relationship (assumed to be on purpose) for the reasons stated above.
Random Person: "Yo John! You see Becky got pregnant with that rich dude Jarod? Damn man! They have only seen each other for 2 months!"
John: "Bag, Secured" or "Bad equals Secured" or (by text) "Bag = Secured"
John: "Bag, Secured" or "Bad equals Secured" or (by text) "Bag = Secured"
by Babycakes Lovin May 21, 2018
Get the Bag = Securedmug. When skinny person often by a russian floats in the wind when it is breezy in the motion of a plastic bag floating through the wind.
by Chatterchatter123 August 6, 2011
Get the Plastic Bagmug. An ugly girl. Slang derived by the idea that the girl got ugly because she was beat in the face with a bag of nickles.
by The K Man December 28, 2005
Get the bag of nicklesmug. 1. A bra.
2. Someone with two, very large and round foreheads that need to be contained within a bra or else the two foreheads will flap down and cover the persons eyes making them blind or they will flap over the persons mouth and suffocate them.
2. Someone with two, very large and round foreheads that need to be contained within a bra or else the two foreheads will flap down and cover the persons eyes making them blind or they will flap over the persons mouth and suffocate them.
Person A: Did you almost die last night?
Person B: Yeah. I'm a tit bag you see, and i forget to wear my bra.
Person B: Yeah. I'm a tit bag you see, and i forget to wear my bra.
by Kenny Meriweather Scrumpleton January 8, 2005
Get the tit bagmug. A loud, guttural utterance made by obscenely drunk girls when they are snagging an unsuspecting man in a specially-made man-sized hemp bag. They then take them back to their dingy hovel and have their way with them, usually giving the poor scamp VD. A regular occurrence post midnight in pubs all around Sydney
Guy: Hey Jenny , I haven't seen you here in a while
Jenny: Oh yea I kno.... GET IN THE BAG... nom nom nom
Jenny: Oh yea I kno.... GET IN THE BAG... nom nom nom
by Poorscamp June 13, 2013
Get the Get in the bagmug. When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
by misfit December 7, 2003
Get the Bag Pipesmug.