A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.
NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.
NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.
Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!
Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!
Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...
by Caesar Salâde March 17, 2016
Get the Douche salâdemug. by TheDouchbag January 3, 2022
Get the Douchemug. I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015
Get the douche drizzlemug. by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017
Get the Douche wagonmug. by Urinated February 27, 2008
Get the douche madmug. Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).
He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.
by Inflexible Dynamo April 23, 2021
Get the Douchefulmug. by grantyfrajj June 4, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug.