May 24th

send an arch picture to your boyfriend

Wow my girlfriend just sent me a May 24th pic!

by chicken27281 May 24, 2024

may 27th

National kiss a girl named josslyn day

Caden: It’s may 27th and josslyn still hasn’t kissed me!

by halston May 24, 2024

May 25

National give a pretty girl 5 bucks day

Bro 1: dude haven’t you heard it’s the 25th?
Bro 2: dudeee since it’s may 25th, i have to give a pretty girl 5 bucks then
Bro 1: i love you bro
Bro 2: i love you too bro

by SkibidiRizzler69 May 25, 2024

26th May

Stop asking your future wife for nudes day.

horny big boy: nudes please 🥹🙏🏼
gf: not today nah it’s 26th May

by alarkaris May 26, 2024

May 26th

National Tiddy pic day
For all the boys who want tiddy pics (the girlies too)

Boy: Hey babe! It’s May 26th.
Girl: *Sigh* *1 attachment*

by HeavyStar May 26, 2024

May 27th

Try a new sex position day

A: What are you doing May 27th?
B: Didn’t you hear, that’s “try a new sex position day”

by DawgDaddy23 May 26, 2024

May 27th

May 27th is national rearranging day. On this day you are to rearrange something, so you can rearrange your room, your house, your garage, or if you get down like that then you can rearrange your girl😏

Him: Babe it’s May 27th
Her: so what’s today
Him: Come to to the bedroom and I’ll show you 😏

by certified.Jxmes May 26, 2024