Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole
You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.
by that guy-007 May 12, 2025
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Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not
Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.
by snake ruiz April 25, 2012
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Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.
Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.
by shrekslodge March 20, 2020
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Wet Boy

A boy who acts gay/extremely feminine.
Somebody boys with no female friends are jealous of
"He is always with girls. What a wet boy"
"He can't fight because he's a wet boy"
by Moo Cho Di January 17, 2024
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Wet dingo

To have a non dry dingo
Wow that dingo is not a wet dingo
by Chingy4200 June 22, 2022
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Pussy Wet

A women that's is soaked.
Help she is pussy wet someone get her a towel.
by momothemaster99 March 07, 2024
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Wet-sinking

Colloquial term used to describe the act of drinking lager beers, or 'wets'. The term can be separated into it's component parts, 'sinking' and 'wets', with either used in isolation - for example one can drink wets or sink beers. However, it is widely accepted that this kind of cross-terminology is best avoided and the traditional 'wet-sinking' used exclusively.

In relation to wet-sinking are associated descriptive terms such as 'wet-shy' or 'wet-nasty' , the former referring to an individual who either abstains from a sufficient amount of wet-sinking or does not reciprocate the purchase of wets while the latter means an inebriated state that may occur as a result of a lengthy wet-sinking session.

In some corners, wet-sinking may be accompanied by song such as the well-known anthem 'We're on the wets'.
Coco and Richard were out wet-sinking again last night. Coco was so wet-nasty, he exposed his old scatch in public!
by Wet-master July 23, 2018
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