heavy eye roll

If I used emojis, you would get a heavy eye roll.
by ItsTooLateForAPseudonym September 30, 2018
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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 03, 2022
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rolling a twenty

In Dungeons and Dragons, it’s when you make a perfect roll and everything goes right, most of the time, if your DM isn’t awful. DND players use this term to describe a total victory in real life.
Jumbo: Boy I’ll tell you what, that girl went home with you RIGHT QUICK!

Vishnu: I cannot help it, I was rolling a twenty in diplomacy.
by Sharpguyinatie December 04, 2017
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Rolling mumblock

A line of mums and pushchairs usually moving at the pace of the slowest toddler whilst completely blocking the pavement with complete disregard for other pedestrians.

Usually seen during the school run, such mums are usually having conversations about how trollied they got on Jägerbombs the night before, or how Kiyanne is a lazy bastard who needs to get a job.
"Sorry I'm late for work, I got stuck behind a Rolling Mumblock"
by Working Mum October 12, 2019
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The Drum Roll

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
by KSkrill September 06, 2014
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Jet-Roll

A Jet-Roll is when a World of Warcraft toon sneeks up behind you and starts dancing in a dress. The ultimate Jet-Roll is when a Male Blood Elf in a big red dress gets behind you and starts dancing
/w You've just been JET-ROLLed

Lmao! thats my 9th Jet-Roll tonight
by Badjet June 17, 2008
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