You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.mug. 
National Prank Your Nigga Day. Today is the day to scare the shit out of your boyfriend with a hilarious joke!!
Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”
by coolcat701 May 28, 2024
Get the May 28mug. by slide god January 24, 2023
Get the May 9thmug. A famous quote from the hit series Rizz Wars usually associated with the character ObiRizz Kenobi (Rizz-Kenobi for short). It is a phrase used to wish an individual or group good luck or good rizz. It expressed the speaker's wish that the power of Rizz works in the favor of the addressee.
Jeremy: DAYUM shawty looking fine as hell, I'm finna ask for her number
Mark: May the Rizz be with you.
Mark: May the Rizz be with you.
by DripSoup January 17, 2023
Get the May the Rizz be with youmug. by This isn't finn April 23, 2025
Get the May 26thmug. by City bois November 10, 2022
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