Cake

A snake and a cat that were patched together!

Dude 1: "Hey man did you see the new animal"?
Dude 2: "Yeah! The cake?"

by queen biscuit December 15, 2022

meaty cakes

Hostess Twinkies manually filled with greasey pork sausage

The man ate far too many meaty cakes.

by Otis Cooper March 19, 2003

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023

10P cock cake

when you get 10 big guys and and to nut at the same time on a preferably skinny woman.

dang bro, we just had our first 10p cock cake

by sigma penis March 31, 2023

Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

cake on the phone

To flirt with someone online. Being sweet on someone

About to put these kids to sleep so I can “cake on the phone” with you 😂

by ClapCheeks October 1, 2022