"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

by the super penis man March 17, 2024

Downingtown slamming (rules)

Here are the rules:
- help all fallen slammers up.

- dont hit fellow slammers in private areas.

- no spine shots, rabbit punches, or blind sides.

- no slamming heads.

- after breaking three of these rules your thrown out.

These are the rules.

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by Mush face June 29, 2009

dino rules

Dino Rules means so long as no one else present is capable of physically whooping your ass, rules do not apply.

I was at a gathering and only knew few people so naturally I was minding my business, when a total stranger disrespected me, however, we go Dino Rules so I whooped his ass and moved along.

by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020

Rule 34

a disgusting spam that ruined all of great communities

Rule 34 is... too disgusting I don't want to say

by Anonymous45314561 August 29, 2022

Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.

A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)

by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024