water shit

when you have the shits so bad you are essentially shitting only water.

I ate nothing but Chipotle the last three days. I've almost reached the fabled water shit.

by brown johnson November 25, 2009

shit a tit

an exclamation of shock, as one would imagine similar to a response if in fact one did "shit a tit"

John: look at that Steve!
Steve: Shit a tit, how did he get stuck in there!

by doominic June 9, 2005

shit happens

When bad things happen to you, other people or the world. Apparently for no reason.

News/TV broadcast:
This morning a terrible tragedy occured. One quarter of much-admired Liverpudlian band the Beatles and world peace activist, John Lennon has been shot. In other news the Spice Girls have released another single and hope to tour every club worldwide shortly.

World: Well I guess bad shit happens.

by bishbashbosh February 11, 2009

pimp shit

refers to pimp like things that are "off the hook"; awesome.

1) DUDE! That is PIMP SHIT!
2) Damn, that _____ is pimp shit yo

by Patricia and Mallory June 1, 2004

shit sucker

a bitch who sucks your dick after fucking her in the ass....even possibly having some of her shit to suck off of your dick

Get the fuck away from me you shit sucking biatch

by Kevin Calvert January 13, 2005

Shit Head

a person who acts stupid enough to have shit for brains. they usually (or most times) say stupid things like "eew cooties!!" and acts very immature

Guy: this computer is gay!
Girl: Shit Head
Guy: what did you say about my cooties?

by aissjdo April 26, 2007

Midnight Shit

The act of shutting off the lights in a bathroom while someone is in the act of shitting in a stall. Usually performed at public restrooms. The poor person will have trouble wiping him/herself.

Hey everyone, Jim is in the bathroom taking a midnight shit. Man that sucks to be him.

by Brett Rauchwerger January 13, 2008