nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.

A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.

by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017

nut brush

When you nut in a girls mouth and she uses your dick to brush the cum on her teeth

After I finished fucking her, I nutted in her mouth and she started nut brushing me.

by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) October 30, 2018

empty nut

When you nut, but don't care. It's almost like you didn't nut at all.

I'm so tired, I don't even care to masturbate. It will just be an empty nut.

by goyo April 18, 2018

Nut Willy

When you vigorously scratch your nuts and then stick your finger in someone's ear

Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.

by EpicGamerMoment420 September 29, 2018

On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.

Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.

by Joan Vu October 31, 2018

nut mogul

When a person rubs there testicles over another persons six pack abs, like riding over moguls on skis.

That guy totally wants to nut mogul your abs.

by sieraccm January 3, 2012

Ego nut

When your ego is stroked so heavily that you nut (ejaculate) in a literal or metaphorical manner.

"Man, my professor told me how good the writing in my paper was, that I had a massive ego nut!"

by Cyram November 18, 2016