Like its his job

An activity someone engages in way too often.

My man Jay is a total stoner. He smokes weed like its his job.

by Kubbie November 18, 2009

Tough like shark movie

When something is as amazing as watching a National Geographic picture of a bunch of sharks going apeshit on something else, usually a human, large chunk of horse meat or a boat.

"Did you see King James posterize Yao?"
"Yeah man, that was tough like shark movie."

by WHCIwarrior February 18, 2009

Act like I care

A statement that shows genuine disinterest in a topic.

P1: "You're shit"

P2: "act like I care"

by qwexkzy August 25, 2021

Smells like bitch in here

used to call someone in a group of people a bitch without pointing them out.

Me:enters room
Also me:smells like bitch in here
Everyone:Gasps

by prianc_nt June 22, 2022

Like a hotdog at a hamburger party

When someone sticks out like a sore thumb.

EARL: "Hey Billy, look at that woman with the peacock hat on"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

like baby bear's porridge

When something is so tasty and scrumptious it is best described in these words...

Lad A: well, those Nutella and bacon pancakes are so good man..
Lad B: indeed bro, like baby bear's porridge..

by roadfighter June 24, 2016

whats the weather like today

When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather

You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb”

by Urning April 20, 2018