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The Dark Kiss

The act of two individuals spreading their butt cheeks and gently pressing their anuses together in a moment of intimate, eldritch alignment. Equal parts horrifying and poetic.
After 3 shots of tequila and a soul pact, they attempted the Dark Kiss. Reality has never been the same.
by KGrant23 March 30, 2025
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wolf pack kiss of death

when you do the wolf pack hand gesture and stick your hand in the oppenent's mouth.
Marco was so happy to see Pete that he gave him and Zaman the wolf pack kiss of death.
by mpc6q7 September 28, 2013
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Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.
A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”
by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025
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Polish butterfly kiss

The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave
The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC
by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018
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kensington kiss

The Meaty tail part of a duck, like a Parsons nose but more ducky.
We both love the Kensington kiss sweetheart, but tonight you may have the honours.
by Vegemite or poo November 12, 2020
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NATIONAL KISS DAY!

national kiss day is a day where u can kiss whoever u want and they can’t say NO!

NATIONAL KISS DAY is on august 13!
make it last
p1: it’s national kiss day!
p2: then let’s kiss

p1: *kisses p2*
by bad bishh August 29, 2019
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Kiss ass

Someone who's go to social skill is to call everybody they meet sir.
Kiss ass- I'm just trying to be respectful, sir.
Guy- You're kissing ass again. Quit kissing my ass, I got a name too.
by Solid Mantis July 26, 2019
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