Tail Job

When a vampire blows a dinosaurs tail.

"Dude! It's so gross! Izzy gave Dino a tail job in the elevator again!"
"That"s fucking sick man."

by Jeffydmr May 17, 2010

Dr. Rim Job

The most bad-ass mother fucker you will ever meet. hobbies including rimming peoples ass holes until death.

don't mess with the rimmer.

Im Dr. Rim Job bitch, and today ill be licking your asshole. i mean PROSTATE EXAM!!!

by Dr. rim job March 20, 2008

Steve Jobs Memorial

A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.

Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".

by Human nuts April 23, 2019

Hawaiian Muscle Job

Two large Hawaiian males with ukuleles double penetrating someone while singing "somewhere over the rainbow"

I went to Oahu for my bachelorette party and I ended up getting a Hawaiian Muscle Job from two surfers on the beach

by Capthesaint November 17, 2017

Rim Prop Job

The act of giving a Rim Job while acting as a prop, a part of a theatrical stage.

You go bend over that fake rock on stage and I'll give you a Rim Prop Job during the intermission.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

Good mo-job

When one wakes up to someone performing falatio on them, a Good morning blow job.

Friend: Hey you're glowing today!

Guy: My girlfriend gave me a sweet Good mo-job this morning.

Friend: Fuck yeah, that the way to start the DAY!

by brolyss360 November 5, 2013

Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022