Let Go and Let God

When you realize that your effort or past, or what people think or say about your shortcomings, inadequacies, or failures, doesn’t determine your future, but God does, because He is in control of the universe and of your life.

Until you let go and let God Be in charge of your life, it’s hard for you to see His blessings flow through your life—God is concerned about what concerns you, because He wants you to experience his power, not just knowing about Him and His goodness.

by MathPlus September 8, 2018

God works in mysterious ways

1. A variation of the phrase "God moves in a mysterious ways" from the poem "Light Shining out of Darkness" written by William Cowper after his attempted suicide was foiled by the London fog.

2. A phrase used to give hope (rarely works).

1. Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: Hey, I know where that came from! Aren't I smart?

2. Schmoe: My brother died in a car crash.
Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: ...sucky ways.

by TGTC May 22, 2007

Their Eyes Were Watching God

An excellent novel written by Zora Neale Hurston in 1937. The book details the life of Janie Crawford , a Southern black woman, and her search to find her voice and her one true love. This novel was popularized partly by it's inclusion as required reading within some high school English classes, Oprah Winfrey’s book club, and the fact that it is very original and enthralling, giving the reader a new sense of what the world was like in the 1930’s through the eyes of a strong-willed black woman.

Student #1: Is Mrs. Essigmann making your class read 'Their Eyes Were Watching God', too?

Student #2: Shut the fuck up.

by IxBexAxNinja July 30, 2006

Make Peace With God

To reflect on a shitty action you've done and stop being that same annoying piece of crap you used to be and swear it on god.

It is time I make peace with god for poisoning my neighbor's dog.

by RebelAgainstGod January 28, 2022

oh dear god HELP...

What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.

terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...

by lluzam July 9, 2009

Good morning and God Bless

The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.

As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions

Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?

I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!

by JzR May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

When u are taking a shit and u have breakfast and coffee while doing it

Wow that was a really nice good morning and god bless

by Bgdkng69420 June 8, 2018