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papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.
I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.
by Papa4life November 6, 2017
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Papa Watson

Daddy, lord, and grand overseer of animal science, a class devoted to failing tests and crying. The husband of Mama Mark, His sexy ass bitch.
by Mommyhole October 24, 2018
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Papa Memer

One who is a master at memes.
George is known as Papa Memer on the internet, because everyone enjoys his memes.
by Big Black Crocs September 19, 2016
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Papa oli

A very nasty young man. Who is very horny. And if he is horny anough he likes little children too.
by Papa oli October 11, 2021
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Papa Broski

a really cool and rich guy that is NOT creepy in any way and does NOT have several warrants
by Papa Broski October 15, 2022
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papa squatch

Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.
by KZella December 1, 2015
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Papa Russell

Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!

Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?

Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
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