A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.
Jamie: omg whys turners cock so big?
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!
by Jsuevehdud March 6, 2023
Get the Turner mug.An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...
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