chino wankers are a individual or a group of LADS aged mid teens to 20 and are obsessed with football , fancy a cheeky nandos , refer to everything that isn't that funny as "banter" or refers to anyone that stimulates their poor humour as a "top LAD" They tend to only drink cider and pretend they're drunk off one can. They make jokes about eachothers mums or make sexist jokes about girls only being good for certain things like the kitchen.
They will wear gazelles , jack wills and holister
They will wear gazelles , jack wills and holister
"Ooooh that's great banter "
"Ooooh fancy a cheeky nandos "
"Ooooh I fucking love football "
" LADotelli "
" chino wanker "
"Ooooh fancy a cheeky nandos "
"Ooooh I fucking love football "
" LADotelli "
" chino wanker "
by Yindyyy September 24, 2015
According do Daniel Sloss : a person who stays the same with you when you suffer loss. They don't walk on eggshells around you; they remain constant.
"You're such a wanker anchor"
by inthemoodforsomehellraising December 21, 2018
Someone who attends a live music event and insists on filming the performance on their phone instead of enjoying the atmosphere. Exactly what these dipshits do with the footage after the event is unclear but it's likely it just sits on their phone, acting as a reminder of the performance they attended in person but largely watched via a 5 inch screen. The Phone Wanker is further characterised by the person filming the event with their phone in a vertical/portrait orientation, thus rendering the footage unusable for any purpose other than viewing it on their phone. Sadly all attempts to capture the event for prosperity (or perhaps bragging rights) are rendered useless anyway since the diminutive microphone on the phone is inadequate when faced with the venues high powered speaker stack.
I went to see Rag n Bone man in concert last week. Amazing gig but I was surrounded by Phone Wankers who insisted on filming it!
by JayWon April 21, 2017
wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,
by jizzcannon1 January 31, 2011
For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.
They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
by KingOfEverythingAskWiz January 03, 2016
A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.
Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?
My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.
My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.
My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
Book wanker -
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019