The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.
Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020
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by Shadoooooowww July 18, 2020
Get the walmart metal mug.The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.
Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"
by camera-ready August 28, 2013
Get the walmart-ready mug.Going Walmart on someone is what happens when a normally classy and put-together person gets to such a level of anger and/or annoyance at someone or something that they go off on the person/object and act in a manner that might be associated with the average white trash clientele of your average California Walmart.
She pissed me off so badly that I had to Go WalMart on her in front of everyone and called her a raging cunt and told her to fuck off.
My boyfriend was being such a jack-ass that I had to Go WalMart on him in the middle of the restaurant.
I'm about to Go WalMart on this crappy computer and beat the shit out of it if it doesn't start functioning correctly.
My boyfriend was being such a jack-ass that I had to Go WalMart on him in the middle of the restaurant.
I'm about to Go WalMart on this crappy computer and beat the shit out of it if it doesn't start functioning correctly.
by Skipper7 March 10, 2011
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HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!
HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!
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the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG
the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG
by walmart_bag November 2, 2023
Get the walmart bag mug.verb, noun Go-ing Wal-mart Spinoff of term, "Going Postal" infers to the act of committing gun violence in a series of workplace violence related killing rampages of recent times.
Going Walmart. *Slang: 1. The boss seems pretty irritable right now, God I hope he doesn't go "Walmart" on us. 2. Don't chew' go n' pull a "Walmart" like wtf's gone down before, bruh! 3. Betta' stay outa' da' breakroom today cuz'! That one boss is workin' tunite' yo. 4. Best walk around to the side door dawg! Ima see a employee pullin' in wid' his pickup truck at a high rate of speed towards the front door man. Let's book it!!!
by bovobruh December 30, 2022
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customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?
Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021
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