nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

Country Touring

is the act of driving on the backroads while consuming alcohol and/or drugs. Best done in a truck packed with people. Also known as booze cruisin or crop checkin.

Terry: we have no after party
Leslee: I know a guy with a truck, grab your beer were going country touring

by hicktown johnson June 21, 2011

steam tubing

having a girl use a tube to blow smoke into her pussy then breathing in the smoke as you fuck her

i was steam tubing with that bitch and got high as fuck

by phyzc1 January 28, 2012

the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015

the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

turangus-mo-far

weird mother fucker that comes to skool every day high! and calls him self turangus-mo-far

Seth Veller

by stu west May 2, 2003

turning off the hot water

A euphemism for having a vasectomy.

1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.

by Packrat Dragon May 17, 2010