Salad Tosser

Also referred to as "A tosser". it is an individual who licks out someones ass.

"Wow, I heard Tom Sizemore was a salad tosser while he was in jail."

by Turbo of Hali August 24, 2006

toasterfucking

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.

Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.

by fanglekai April 4, 2009

ToasterSteve

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.

ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.

by thoribae October 11, 2018

turd taster

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.

"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

Brave Little Toaster

having sex with a person in a coma while shocking them with the defibrillation paddles

Back when he was a resident, Parker used to BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER bitches in the vegetable ward all the time...

by T. L. Jones August 3, 2008

broad-tosser

The card dealer in the Three Card Monte con. Always promoted as a game of skill. The con artist uses three cards, usually two black spot cards and a red Queen. After placing a lengthwise crimp (bend) in them, he uses a tossing motion with both hands to mix the cards when throwing them facedown on the table. The mark is invited to guess where the Queen lands and is, of course, encouraged to place a wager. Monte hustlers usually work as a team, with a lookout and a third member who acts as a shill to win money and get the crowd involved in the betting.

The big money in this scam comes at the end through a sucker bet. The card dealer (also known as a "broad tosser" because of the action of tossing the Queen) appears to inadvertently place a bend on the corner of the red Queen. The shill informs the mark of this mistake and promises huge profits. What the mark doesn't know is that the card tosser now removes the bend from the red Queen and places an identical bend on one of the black spot cards. Once the mark looses all of his money the scam is moved to another location.

Before being appointed President by the U.S. Supreme Court, George "Dubya" Bush was a broad-tosser in several Texas-based investment schemes. He now applies his well-honed skills at the international level.

by Bob Martin July 11, 2004

toasters, the

The original and greatest American ska band of all time.

Reel Big Fish is nothing compared to the blinding ska power of The Toasters. See, ska power is a play on words for raw power... hehehe

by Rauko April 16, 2004