Macaroni and Squeeze

A Cheesy gooey fart that rumbles your but cheeks and leaves a nice stain on your undergarments.

Josh:"Dude during class Molly made a Macaroni and Squeeze"

Robin:"Ewwww Thats gross anyways i had my period today.

by Dick and Cheese June 5, 2011

main squeeze

your best friend or "bro". usually used between guys

person1: who's your best friend?
person2: Jon.... He's my MAIN SQUEEZE.

by d.so February 28, 2011

Main Squeeze

A woman whose tits you sometime squeeze.

Charlene's got some saggy tits, but she'll always been my main squeeze!

by MAIN SQUEEZE TITS! April 8, 2009

lemon squeeze

Pour fresh lemon juice in an open vagina

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze

by Jeha May 15, 2015

squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.

Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.

by SqueezeTheWeiner December 11, 2011

Dick Squeeze

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

Squeeze me

Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way

Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?

by Su11y February 28, 2019