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happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.
Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”
by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023
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Click and tick tourist

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.
Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat
by 2rubloo June 17, 2018
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tick tock manoj

a clock with a spinning pole stripper with a rat in her bra and getting fucked in the eye by a cat.............
hey dude what time is it....Umm hold on i am watching this girl tick tock manoj......Your fucking weird man.......dude i know.
by 12volcom21 April 8, 2010
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rickety tick

(RI-KET-II TIK)
Post colonial Australian slang.
Exclamation of an undesirable action or outcome.
“Sorry I don’t have any change for that; rickety tick!”
“I’m not going to rickety tick today!”
“I hope this doesn’t end up all rickety ticky!”
by SE Hobart language school September 13, 2023
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Blue Tick

A phrase used to describe a person who is verified on Instagram or Twitter, used to reference their superiority in the social media hierarchy.
Person 1: "How's it going with that guy you are seeing?"
Person 2: "It's okay, but I am not sure if I really like him or the fact that he is a Blue Tick."
Person 1: "Yeh that's true, but I guess it's great for your social media presence though."
by Sir Cunty McFuck July 21, 2022
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Cum-tick

Swallowing so much cum that a person bloats like a tick.
Look at the size of that cum-tick, he is a slut.
by TurtleD3 February 26, 2018
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