You tryna play your man’s in front of a jawn or when u saying anything negative to him to a girl and this goes for a girl too .Just don’t say anything negative u won’t be Mike !!!
by Don’t Mike me plsss January 17, 2023
Get the Mike Tysonmug. The nicest person you will meet. he's taken if you meet him you will be happy. He will make your day good. He will be your best friend till it's the end of the world
by Your_dumm_person November 10, 2019
Get the Tysonmug. A guy you can find that will Rearrange your world! he is a caring loving guy that will always find a way to make you happy. He is smart, nice, caring; and is found as the cutest guy in your school. he has a lot of humor and always can make you laugh. he can be shy to release his feeling to someone, but for sure you won’t regret dating a such as tyson. he is caring and cares about your well being and would do as much as he could to make you okay. he is a flirty guy that will always stick by your side, as well as loyal and loving.
by Ava.Watkinson November 25, 2019
Get the Tysonmug. by K_rae August 2, 2018
Get the Mark Alan Tysonmug. A guy who doesn't know how to talk to Girls, the type of Guy to ask "where the hoes at" on text and also turn dead silent when they arrive. Tyson is also a dumbass, who always ends up in trouble.
Teacher: *Explains absolutely everything then proceeds to tell the students to do it*
Tyson: So what are we doing again?
Tyson: So what are we doing again?
by Bigboii808 September 20, 2021
Get the Tysonmug. When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her
by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024
Get the Dirty Tysonmug. This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.
Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!
by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025
Get the Drop a Tysonmug.