The Lester Stare

That creepy look old people with the pedo stache and the baldness give you. Don't let him molest you.

Hubert, that guy next to the red truck gave you The Lester Stare again.

by Detective Tickle Dicks March 08, 2016

facebook stare

the act of producing a very piercing stare into the camera when taking a slutty photo of oneself that makes people oncomfortable

the ''facebook stare'' is as to say : ''yes i am a huge whore but you cant look while i show my tits

this is the most commen look on facebook sluts ther faces

by nupey giga September 11, 2011

*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.

Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

by DJ Dammit Man November 05, 2022

Stinky Staring

Two women have a staring contest while another woman will fart directly at their faces (mostly with her bare butt sticking out), the main point of the game is to not get distracted by the smell.

"Sally and Melissa were playing Stinky Staring the another day"
"Oh really? Who won?"
"Kathy, she ate too much Taco Bell for lunch"
"No wonder why the living room smells like rotten eggs"

by LordJackson August 21, 2022

Artist Stare

A term used to describe when a person, most likely with a history in fine arts, stares at a person for an uncomfortably long amount of time, and may even appear angry. In reality they are squinting at a person's features trying to figure out their proportions, without realizing that they are doing so.

Person A: "Mr. G kept staring at me yesterday, I think I'm in trouble."
Person B: "He does that to everyone, he has 'Artist Stare syndrome."

by FlametheSeraph March 30, 2021

Chocolate stare

When a non-chocolate person stares at a chocolate person in wonderment/lust/sexual curiosity.

Girl 1: I always catch him staring at me. I'm like "why are you looking at me all the time?!"

Girl 2: "Oh he's giving you the chocolate stare. He's curious."

by StrawberryPopsicleFairy July 10, 2017

Staring into the deep blue

Another way to say that someone is daydreaming.

I thought he was lookin' at me, but he was just staring into the deep blue.

by Woofto November 26, 2023