Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 05, 2024

reach impediment

a disorder short people have

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.

by deucebag211 May 04, 2018

Reached

The wind should be blowing from the ship's side or just behind it as you sail.

"Brighteyes" was followed around the Goldstone by "Patriot," and "Patriot" white-sailed reached

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024

Irish reach-around

The obligatory act of trading drinks at a bar based on a feeling of obligation when one party shows the generous act of buying the first drink.

Austin: "Get Eddie and me a beer."
Eddie: "Lemme get Austin and me a beer back."
Bartender: "ah. . . The old Irish reach-around."

by nacko420 October 07, 2017

Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019

weston reach around

when two men are haveing sex the one in front take the dildo and shoves it in the other guys ass.

weston reach around when you fuck marty

by ;lkj September 08, 2007

Dagobah Reach Around

When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.

My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around

by Mike was whore's key May 01, 2023