Google flu

The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.

He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.

by Baron Whimwham July 16, 2009

Brine flu

The illness following over-ingestion of the salt on margarita glasses.

I went to a Cinco de Mayo party yesterday and have a bad case of brine flu today.

by BurnsAAL September 8, 2009

stein flu

a beer hangover

He's not sick, I left the bar at 8 & he was pounding down the beer then, he must have got a dirty mug after I left & up & caught the stein flu.

by elpasospike November 9, 2009

Flu Shot

While having sex doggy style, the person doing the jack hammering chugs a gallon of milk. The gyration of the body with the souring of the milk in the stomach will induce vomiting. This will need to be timed perfectly with ejaculation. While the shot goes inside of the vagina, the flu like vomit goes all over the back.

"Last night i gave my girl a flu shot and i dont think that she liked me cumming inside her or my puke on her back."

by Johnson1981 June 29, 2016

sine flu

1.Any type of flu that can be caught while you are learning about sine, cosine, and tangent or anything related to that in Math.

2.A time period in which there is an outbreak of a type of flu (for example: bird flu and swine flu) that during that time, you are learning bout sine, cosine,and tangent or anything related to that in Math.

1. John caught the sine flu after passing a Geometry test on the topics of sine, cosine, and tangent.

2.In school, this historical era should be called the sine flu.

by Lazer81095 May 10, 2009

Skank Flu

When one becomes withdrawn, unpleasant, and sad as a result of being in the immediate vacinity of a skank. The skank's proximity causes mixed emotions of jealousy, disgust, and self-loathing making it impossible to enjoy oneself at lunch, a party, or any event

I was having a great time until that cooze Krystal showed up - now I have skank flu and want to go home.

by emilace September 29, 2009

Slut Flu

After you have been broing out and hooking up with chicks for the past week you end up with you think is a simple cold. This is no normal cold however, in fact after you lose the sore throat and drainage associated with normal colds. You gain the dreaded slut flu cough. This cough cant be fixed with medicine; the only way is to get hammered and temporarily fix the cough until it runs its course. This cough can last up to five months and normal occurances last a few weeks to a month.

"Stazz you have been coughing like a smoker for a week are you sick?"

"Nah bro I think I caught the slut flu after the makeout sesh with that rando chick, lets go out and drink so I can shake this."

by Ole miss Bro October 18, 2011