China cycle

When a product breaks prematurely either because it was built very cheaply or with an intentional design flaw causing it to have a short life. Can occur between instantly and 24 months. Applies to products that used to last decades. Planned obsolescence taken to an extreme. Very good, maybe even essential for capitalism, but terrible for penny pinching consumers.
My blender just China cycled. Time to throw in the garbage and buy another one. Yay capitalism!
by Got Hard July 16, 2020
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M.T.Head Cycles

A Badass Custom Bike shop ran in up-state New York by 2 buddies
M.T.Head Cycles Man...Their Great
by Big Sexy69 February 12, 2011
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taryn cycle tank

Taryn cycle tank: after changing the water in your aquarium everyday the nitrate and nitrates cycle because your not suppose to change the dirty filter for the water to cycle.
Your aquarium water doesn’t look clear. It’s because “taryn cycle tank”

but she just did a water change an hour ago.

It doesn’t matter.

She’s a fish expert.
by Bigbirddebelen May 03, 2022
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Cycle of Bottas

He has like 2 good races, everyone starts rating him and then he has an absolute stinker to remind everyone he's bad
by David Vonderharr September 11, 2022
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The Water Cycle

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.
Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.
by iLoveBeerAndDarts June 08, 2020
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Cycle Fentanyl

Inserting fentanyl for 6 hours then consumed again by bursting an artery or vain and reusing it from your blood.
by Coalition June 20, 2024
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life cycle

when looking for something for a long time and finally finding it, thus completing a part/chapter of their life. an average person would go through about 30-70 major life cycles in their lifetime, often finding lost questions and answering them or even solving problems that used to matter to them but holds no more value.
finding the name of a song that you tried to find out for 5 years, which makes that life cycle 5 years long.déjà entendu

jamais vu deja vu presque vu
by GaryTrollmer June 05, 2013
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