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by AnonymousVirgin May 24, 2022
Get the Bike Candy mug.A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.
A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"
2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"
"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"
2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"
"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019
Get the Pasty Bike mug.(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.
"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."
"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
by Zack J. June 2, 2016
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