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santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
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Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??
by Braam October 9, 2014
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beard of allah

A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.
LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.
by dkizzle September 15, 2007
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Beard Kisser

A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.
Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."

Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"
by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012
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Bearded Nelson

Someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as 'peach fuzz'.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.

This look us often paired with a mullet.
Friend 1: Hey look at that guy over there, he can't even grow a proper beard like a real man.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
by Hankorus, King of the Beards November 27, 2012
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Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.
Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.
by jennacola March 8, 2013
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