Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.

"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016

Barney

A horrible horror movie about a kid who got raped by a dinosaur Barney

Goodbye Barney

by Theboss112204 February 16, 2020

Barney

someone from a different state/ country who thinks they know all about your state/country

Tom: Hey I am from Utah and I know all about Surfing and California

Toms a barney

by sherlock homie December 12, 2015

Barney

To have a disagreement or argument with someone.

Worker: Hi boss, is it ok if I just do work in the yard today, it just that I had a barney with the mrs last night so don't want to see her out on the road.

Boss: Yeah sure, there are some trailers to unload out in the yard.

by Billyboy67 May 3, 2020

Barney

Super duper cool lad , bestest , gotta love them.

"you wish you were as cool as barney"

by gemmamamam December 10, 2021

Barney

To have a verbal disagreement, often in a domestic setting.

Worker: Hi boss, just a heads up that I had a massive barney with the Mrs last night so won't be able to drive a truck today (as she is a truck driver and I don't want to see her out on the road). Can I just drive the forklift in the yard today?

Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.

by Billyboy67 May 25, 2020