Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!

"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"

by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022

Zachary

Zachary is one of the most loyal and loving person anyone will ever meet! Their cute, sweet, kind person! They may not always be out going but if you get to know them you would love them! If they love you they would treat you like a king/queen and no matter how mad they are!

Person 1: have you meet Zachary! His quiet but his so Kind!

Person 2: I have! They didn't talk much but they helped me out!

by AHHHHH IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY April 25, 2022

Zachary Kohel

Someone extremely peculiar to be around, he is tall, probably wears glasses, and has not yet developed a his cerebral cortex.

Wow is that Zachary Kohel? Yeah you can tell by the board on his back when he walks!

by Gogurt Tube April 5, 2023

Zachary

He's an ok guy, average, almost like the main character in every anime or harem games, or that kid who everyone forgets except for his friends. Probably sweaty, grindy, and tries his best. Usually Asian and wears glasses, If blonde, a Zac would probably rickroll everyone and be athletic, basically the jock and very popular or the comedian (Class Clown). Just like the main character in an anime a Zachary always Stands up, falls, and stands up again, never giving up...NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-

No one: ...
Zachary: Yo

Everyone: *walks*
Zac: *Naruto Jutsu Shit* and Naruto sprint

No one: ...
But Everyone: ...We're gonna fail
Zach: "NEVER GIVE UP GUYS! YEAAAAA!!!" or "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-"

"Eyo Zac" " You would be a Zachary"

by aghgmnabbscdjsajnsnmw April 5, 2022

Sad Zachary

When you get a dry hand job, no lube.

Man I was hanging with this chick and she gave me a sad Zachary

by Rice1303 August 31, 2025

zachary chan

A nice, funny, and lovable person with brown hair and eyes.

Some guy: Hey you see that guy over there he is a TOTAL Zachary Chan
Other person: Okay

by jbfiaoshgcsdiujfkhn January 16, 2018

Zachary

A manipulative short midget piece of shit who will lie to you any chance he gets puts on a baby voice and constantly wants to make himself an angel in your eyes

hes truly a psychological abuser.

God, hes abusing me again hes being such a Zachary.

Dont let him be a Zachary to you call the police.

by honest person. April 5, 2022