bitch wagon

The bitchiest of people. Specifically people that ask for nudes/ send unsolicited nudes. Also a bitch on a wagon, is that a female dog or a bitch of a person? You decide

That guy is a total bitch wagon. Can’t wait till he falls off the face of this flat earth

by Bitchwagon26 May 30, 2019

hood wagon

A group of ghetto friends who follow behind you while you look for girls.

"Don't worry girl, that's just my Hood Wagon following us."

by 66thave August 3, 2015

Snatch Wagon

A juvenile slang word for prostitute

"Dude I totally banged (name) last night"
"That's not a good thing, (name) is a huge fucking snatch wagon"

by CAPS July 4, 2016

glutton wagon

a large SUV or pickup truck that gets poor gas mileage, especially when used as a status symbol

You know, you wouldn't pay so much for gas if you didn't drive that glutton wagon everywhere.

by MicroTD October 17, 2008

powder wagon

The act of not wanting to use cocaine anymore!

I saw Nic at Nighttrips last night and he had that look on his face like he had fallen off the powder wagon and would be motor boating a stripper momentarily!

by Joenokc May 14, 2016

Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)

Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...

by smile your gacked December 6, 2010

Gape wagon

An Ambulance whose crew being bent over and dry fucked by dispatch.

We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.

by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021