Mud Puddle

A Dirty Waffle, Shitting on someones chest, but with diarrhea, and also stomping with a foot, not hitting with a tennis racket

mud puddle

by nate the snake August 27, 2012

puddle hopper

A term to describe any 4 cylinder small car that can't get out of its own way.

Honda civic, toyota camery, ford focus, etc are all prime examples of puddle hoppers.

Did you see that asshole in his puddle hopper pull out in front of me?

by j pags March 23, 2009

puddle jumper

The Concorde.

A flight across the Atlantic Ocean in the Concorde usually referenced by a wealthy person that often flew in the Concorde.

"We're hopping on the puddle jumper to Paris for dinner and a show."

by neoretro88 August 4, 2008

Cuddle puddle

When you are the big spoon in a cuddling session and your arm is stuck under the other person, but you have to pee but you can't get up because your arm is stuck. Therefore you pee yourself and make, a cuddle puddle.

Dude, last night we were cuddling and I couldn't get up to piss and I made a cuddle puddle.

by Ayeitsdelrey January 30, 2015

Love Puddle

After delivering anal sex to a man or woman, you perform the Love Puddle by climaxing in the recievers rear end. After this, the said man or woman with cum in their anus, spreads their cheeks and lets it leak onto any hard flooring. (linoleum, hardwood, cement, ect...) The resedue of ejactulate is known as, the Love Puddle.

I had stumbled upon a puddle of semen and knew immediately, It was a Love Puddle.

by Seriously,don'tworryaboutit August 2, 2011

Puddle of Pizza

An anonymous YouTuber that exposes the absolute scum of the SuperMarioLogan, and Dabhdude fanbase, Most well known for his series "Scum of the Internet", Puddle of Pizza is held in very high regard and he's even friends with the one and only Dabhdude.

Hey guys, This is Puddle of Pizza here, And today I'm going to be doing a video on LikeTotallyDonut, And his terrible response video on me.

by RobotnicEggman September 28, 2018

puddle jumper

1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.

1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.

2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart

by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 10, 2004