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Plum Junkie

A Plum Junkie is a man who has a deep infatuation with his own testicles. He useually has no consideration to his accomplices and seems quite unaware of his bumbling ball banging daily passtime. Beware a Plum Junkie is a serial offender and wont stop at nothing to scratch that itch.
Hello everyone my names pete and Im a Plum Junkie
by Nutbags August 17, 2010
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plum

a body part referred to a buttock or a juicy fruit (ur mum)
Wow! Look at his plum
by gomigamia July 12, 2022
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Plum

To bone the ever loving life out of someone. typically refers to performing a sex act on another parties holes. To "Plum someone" is to fuck someone animalistically and without much care or discretion.
"I'm gonna plum that ass shawty"
by Brodman585 September 3, 2025
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Plum

Your names plum? Great! Now I can openly call yu fat.
by my name is yeeter boi October 29, 2019
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plum nelly

Plum Nelly- denoting the relative distance between to locations, especially if that distance is, great, expansive, or far.
When the passenger gave the cab dispatcher their address, the dispatcher's response was, "You live in plum nelly. Plum outta the city, and nelly outta the state."
by Big Less 64 May 11, 2024
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PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
mugGet the PLUM cardmug.

Plummed

Getting scolded or punished by P. Lam in CKY.
Jason Ng getting plummed after spilling coke on Moses' PE shorts.
by SonOfACar June 20, 2023
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