keith fnf

nigga in the hood that goes around tapping random people on the shoulder and asking for rap battles.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.

not gon lie keith fnf low key look very gay with that hair and that fit

by waityougoodb August 2, 2022

Kole and Keith

Two of the sweatiest greasiest walruses to ever walk on the earth, both extrusion specialists,there natural cologne is 6.50 a pack at your local gas station, gas tank is mostly on E,Neckbeard enthusiasts,both could drink a bottle with no problem

Kole and Keith are passed out in the front yard in there underwear again

by Mango joggin it November 22, 2018

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.

See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse

by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023

Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class

Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class

by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025

Keith

A Greek god . He is beautiful and radiant . Can reflect off the sun and will always care for you more than he cares for his own brother , find yourself a Keith. He is a strong athletic man who has a weird family. will take u on private flights.

That Keith is one strong beautiful man . It’s like he reflects off the sun of how beautiful he is .

by Dabank October 13, 2023

Keith

SOMEONE I HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON

“God i have a crush on keith”
“WHY IS HIS NAME SO UGLY!”

by Mostrandomshitever December 4, 2022