Your partner lays down on their stomach as you cum buckets all down the back of their head to make it seem like they have white dreadlocks.
My girlfriend was out in our backyard tanning and i suddenly snuck up on her and gave a good ol' jamaican tanning bed.
by idropkickhelicopters August 16, 2011
by ScottyYoda October 28, 2018
A move demonstrated during sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates on his partners face, throws bleached pubic hairs in the semen (Angry Gorilla) and proceeds to defecate on their head symbolizing a polar bear with dreadlocks. Works best when the male has diarrhea. Used as either a breakup tactic, revenge tactic or a fetish act.
by thefckisapseudonym March 23, 2010
A phrase coined following the events that transpired between the members of the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team in a Calgary hotel room. An act in which four men, of Jamaican heritage, run a train on one another, leaving one man, known as the engineer, at the front of the train guiding the man-sled.
My girl and I just watched Disney's 1993 hit Cool Runnings and now she wants to try a Jamaican Meat Train (JMT) together, but I don't have the heart to tell her she'll have to watch.
by Meattrainer April 07, 2021
There is no definition for him but here is a story
Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017
When you get so high you eat up all your food that you take a dump a put into the freezer and eat it like a popsicle
by thee shiznit January 07, 2009
When going down on a girl with a hairy vag grab two handfuls of pubes twist them around your hands and head-butt said hairy vag!
by lebarron james June 05, 2007