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hate date

To hate date is the sexual equivalent of having a "frienemy."

It's part masochistic and part lazy, but it always means that you hate yourself and the other person and are allowing the relationship to be dragged out. The purposes of hate-dating is for the sex, which can range from satisying to ok to laughably bad. You might keep the person around because they're fun and the sex is wack, or the sex game is good and the person means shit to you.

If one person is cheating or trying to degrade the other to gratify their own insecurities, and/or if the relationship has been drawn out and on the downturn, both parties are hate-dating. For highly dysfunctional and broken people, all they know is hate-dating, because it's a place to dump all your fucked up unconscious feels at once, affirming the way you feel about yourself and the opposite sex
I realized I kept boo around to hate date when all I did was talk shit.

I'm not committed- I'm committed to hate-dating.
by knobstomper October 7, 2016
mugGet the hate datemug.

edu-hate

An extremely sarcastic way to correct someone's factually incorrect statement by giving them an even larger number of incorrect facts in order to make them aware of their folly.
Ace : My Favorite song by KISS is "Dream On"

Randy : Thats a good one, that reminds me of my favorite Led Zeppelin song "The Wall" or my favorite Guns N Roses Song "Enter Sandman." Thats the song they would usually play in the Chicago Cub's NBA Arena before Michael Jackson would come out and lead them to the Championship.

Ace : ok, ok. So I couldn't remember who sang that song. You didn't have to Edu-hate me.
by moestavern19 April 10, 2008
mugGet the edu-hatemug.

Hate lick

When bby sees Rypic
Oh, I am going to hate lick you Rypic!
by bbyswallower May 6, 2023
mugGet the Hate lickmug.

La Hate

A Spanglish translation of The hate, used on people who are considered salty aswell as haters
WOW, Aimed is being la hate right now.
Yeah, he really showed la hate by blaming everyone when he lost the game
by Dutch Dawn March 31, 2015
mugGet the La Hatemug.

hate shipping

When you hate the idea of two characters being in a romantic relationship with one another so much but you ship them anyway (or you start to ship them because they hate each other.) Usually occurs when said two characters have a rivalry/enemies dynamic and claim they can't stand the other, but with the added step of passionately making out and being very attracted to each other. The romantic equivalent of hate sex, but for shipping.
"Wow, I hate x and x together so much, it makes no sense and they hate each other in canon."
*saves fanart and reads fanfiction of the ship anyway*
"So hear me out, they are horrible for each other logically speaking but how can I say no to this chemistry? Something about hate shipping really does it for me. Also they're so hot."
by poolvault March 28, 2021
mugGet the hate shippingmug.

myspace hate

the act of vehemently hating someone solely based on their idiotic myspace profile. For instance, you are bored at work browsing profiles and you come across a page that makes you want to vomit in your mouth. The sheer thought of actually meeting this person in real life makes you want to pack up and move to Antarctica pronto. But also, the thought of the profile becoming private also upsets you because you will no longer be able to get the satisfaction of continuing your myspace hate
Dude, I have so much myspace hate for Holly. Did you see her recent update? What a moron! An idiot! An imbecile! But um yeah, I will continue to check her page every day to further fuel this myspace hate that gives me my fuel for the day
by BabyEagleOne August 13, 2008
mugGet the myspace hatemug.

hate throw

to send forth and object and/or a being and to propel through the air with such a forceful hateful manner.
Travis was so mad at his girlfriend's 3 year old son for constantly taunting him so he hate threw him out of the room when his mother wasn't around. It's not just a regular throw, it's a hate throw!
by nemosaeffinpremo. November 15, 2009
mugGet the hate throwmug.

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