european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 07, 2012
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Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

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Grape Smuggler
by Zeke303 May 25, 2016
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little european girl

Little European Girl is someone who is the absolute best, caring, abusive, hilarious, and will be your world given the chance to date her. If you date someone by the nickname “Little European Girl” given to her from her grandma then you’ll be set for life. Despite all the nice and sweet things you say to her in person she will stop you from doing so! She will make you laugh till you’re in tears, smack you with her hands until you’re red, and have the most patiences one could ask for.
Me: You’re beautiful.
little european girl : Stop!
by Timmy Newtron December 11, 2017
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European Firedragon

When your boyfriend is eating you out and at the very last second she yells "I HAVE AIDS"
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon
i gave this guy a European Firedragon last night
by senpachi September 02, 2021
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European baptism

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.
"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"
by Willysaucy April 20, 2023
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European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.
"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."
by sweetntart July 26, 2024
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European Dream

As opposed to American Dream, European Dream is a concept of equality of opportunity for anyone who lives in Europe, mainly European Union, regardless for who they are, or from where they've come from.
I though of going to the USA, but after realising I would end up on street with shady job, I chose to go to the France. I prefer the European Dream.
by Tomsow(12) December 27, 2019
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