Crook

Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.

I am not a crook!

by cyclopentane August 15, 2023

Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 15, 2024

Crooked rular

Someone is ment to be straight (or says they are) but, acts very gay

Why do you have so many pics of buff men on your phone? Are you gay?

No im fully straight

You're a crooked rular

by Fluffy'n'feathery February 20, 2024

Pussy Crook

Someone who lies and sells you a dream and super secretive love bombing you doing the most to have sex then after sex the true colors start to show .

Her: hey how are you and rob doing? He seems so perfect for you!
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.

by Flybirl July 15, 2022

mr crook

really black used to play football but really sucked at it and loves stealing stuff from little kids and is is a pede

boy: bro mr crook is so black

boy 2: that’s racist you negro

by Dumb B!itch June 6, 2022

Crooks

Talksh wike thish and hash big double chinsh.

Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.

by PoopyJackson69 February 24, 2022