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by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
Get the Crook & Markermug. Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.
Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "
"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
Get the crooked cannonmug. A level 1 Mafia City player.
This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.
*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*
Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*
Thats how mafia works
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.
*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*
Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*
Thats how mafia works
by AndrewIsCoolio January 10, 2019
Get the Crookmug. A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.
Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.
Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.
Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
by SlipNip_555 January 28, 2020
Get the Crookmug.